Introducing Colleagues

This is one of my co-workers. He's so dull. When he talks to you, his voice gets drowned out by the sound of wax building up in your ears. I've been trying positive interventions, such as hiding under his desk when he leaves the room in order to frighten him on his return. It hasn't worked. He emailed a complaint to the boss and CC'd me. I emailed him back some links to websites of assisted suicide organisations. I hope he finds them helpful.

I wonder what he's like when he's not at work?...

He just emailed a complaint to the boss about me taking his picture. What a dullard!